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I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question
TYGA User ID: 80228 United States 04/11/2006 10:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question Please. I am bored and tempted to kill the gerbils.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 28412 United States 04/11/2006 10:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question Why do cats lick their own butts?
TYGA (OP) User ID: 80228 United States 04/11/2006 10:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question Because we like to be clean and we can lick our own butts!!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66784 United Kingdom 04/11/2006 10:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question But, doesn't licking your asshole make your tongue taste nasty?
TYGA (OP) User ID: 80228 United States 04/11/2006 10:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question No it tastes like cat food!!
TYGA (OP) User ID: 80228 United States 04/11/2006 10:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question Time for a nap. Goodbye

Dee User ID: 536 United States 04/11/2006 10:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question You wouldn't be a distant realitive of sheep would you? A certain sheep I know here has a keen sense of humor like you.. On the serious side why do you guys throw up so much.. Is it the food or the hair balls? thanks in advance
Shadow User ID: 6004 Canada 04/11/2006 10:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question puts cat on keyboard to say hello uraqt2 Over the side and damn the barracuda
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80211 United States 04/11/2006 11:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question this is the best thread here today.
centralscrutinizer User ID: 60532 United States 04/11/2006 11:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question If you purr when you lick your butt, does it tickle? The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life. Frank Zappa You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa
Dee User ID: 536 United States 04/11/2006 11:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question I always knew finding GLP was the best thing I ever did... This is more proof.. Ofcourse I don't say that lightly or everyday..

Anonymous Coward User ID: 66784 United Kingdom 04/11/2006 11:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question Clever pussy BUMP!
~Sir John~ User ID: 80233 United Kingdom 04/11/2006 11:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question Hi Kitty Why does my cat Buster leave bits of food from his bowl round my flat? Do you do that too? Please enlighten me.
Dee User ID: 536 United States 04/11/2006 11:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question I guess when cats go for their naps they aren't kidding it seems a very serious past time with them, even cats who have learned to read, write and use internet while their owners are at work. I am sure he will be back..
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74968 United States 04/11/2006 11:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question Can you drive like Toonces?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80233 United Kingdom 04/11/2006 11:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question Here puss Look! Catnip!

Anonymous Coward User ID: 79009 United States 04/11/2006 11:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question IS your owner a woman too stupid not to keep you locked up all day alone and she cut your claws too...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68803 Canada 04/11/2006 12:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question Why do cats kill wild animals and bring them home to their owners and leave them on the doorstep? Are all of you that boastful about your killing abilities?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2048 United States 04/11/2006 12:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question are hairballs as painful as they look?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 505 Canada 04/11/2006 01:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question Can you run for president and then use Bush as a human scratch post.
Dee User ID: 536 United States 04/11/2006 01:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question Are you still napping or it this the side of your personality that dictates you get to come and go as you please with absolutely no explaination..

Anonymous Coward User ID: 79541 Australia 04/11/2006 04:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question Woof Woof Woof WOOOOFFFFF Woofff wwwwooff RRRRrgggggrrrrr Woooolllffff Woof WOOF WWoooff GGRRRRRRR WOOOFFF Woof Woof Ruffff Woof RUFF UUURRRGGGRUUUFF BARK Grrrrrr
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21 United States 04/11/2006 06:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question Why do you yawn so often? Do you own your own boat? Is it a catamaran? If you had a stroke, would you be in a catatonic state? If felines take over the world, it will be a catastrophe.
TYGA User ID: 23141 United States 04/11/2006 06:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question "If felines take over the world, it will be a catastrophe." No. A catastrophe is a small bronze engraved statuette given to the cat with the prettiest butt. Of course if it were at a dog show, it would be a dogastrophe, but what anyone sees in dogs' butts is beyond me.
TYGA User ID: 23141 United States 04/11/2006 06:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question "Do you own your own boat? Is it a catamaran?" No. It is a monohull Catalina [link to www.catalina-capri-25s.org] .
Dee User ID: 80391 United States 04/11/2006 06:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question Hi TYGA How was your nap? I hope you had a nice rest. btw, what do cats dream about mostly? Don't worry too much about the dog. His bark is worse than his bite..

Anonymous Coward User ID: 80377 United States 04/11/2006 06:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am a cat who has learned to read, write and use internet while my owner is at work. Ask me a question what's it like to drink some warm milk and then never brush your teeth?
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