Toilet clog horror story.

I am a semi-pro ambidextrous pooh flinger.

I'm best known for two-fisted rapid fire pooh flinging.

What I lack in target acquisition, I make up for in the withering pooh-flinging intensity.
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I have been in the plumbing buisness for 48 years I eat my lunch at 12 noon no matter how deep of sht i am in ,been many times eating peanut butter sandwich with sht all over me IT DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN DONT MEAN NOTHING

This guy is a plumbing MACHINE!!,

I want 2 million dollars in a brown paper bag behind the piggly wiggly or I'm giving out your user name

Pour a soda down the toilet next time. It's just as effective as liquid plumber.
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the biggest turd i ever seen once was from a old granny darn thing was approx 17 inch long and solid as a rock had to use the saw on my swiss amy knife to cut in half to get rid of it ,no wonder she was using a walker DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN

Pour a soda down the toilet next time. It's just as effective as liquid plumber.
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the biggest turd i ever seen once was from a old granny darn thing was approx 17 inch long and solid as a rock had to use the saw on my swiss amy knife to cut in half to get rid of it ,no wonder she was using a walker DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN

DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN DONT MEAN NOTHING

We have 2 bathrooms and an old house. The plumbing has always been troublesome, old clay sewage lines and tree roots don't get along.
All the lines have been replaced except for under the original bathroom. It'll cost about $1000 and we've had other home repair priorities. So the bathroom occasionally starts running slow, then clogs completely, until we get our plumber to come out and snake it from inside the house. It's a hassle, they have to bring in the big guns and take apart the toilet.

In the last couple of days the toilet has clogged. My child had several friends over while we were out, and quickly left when we arrived home.
When we went into the bathroom we discovered that someone had taken a large crap into our already clogged toilet.

I'm too ashamed to have a plumber come out and see this. My husband just went in and used a plastic ladle and bucket and fished the shit out. I added some dishsoap and warm water hoping to break it up enough to dilute it before the plumber has to come out and deal with this.

This is the most disgusting thing I've dealt with in awhile and I'm too ashamed to log in under my name, even here, but it's completely funny too. I wanted to share in case you're having a bad day.

Sorry about your troubles. I would have put bleach in the toilet...

We have a septic tank. One year just after Christmas gathering our toilet backed up. Couldn't clear the pipe.
opened septic and found full size bath towel sticking halfway out of the septic drain pipe. How someone got that mutha down the toilet still astounds us, but it happened.

One day i was under a mobile trailer and broke the main sht pipe well all the turds just come busting loose all over my face and in my mouth I just had put in a new chew tobacco didnt even bother me had a hunk of sht in my mouth and just kept on working DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN DONT MEAN NOTHING

Pour a soda down the toilet next time. It's just as effective as liquid plumber.
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the biggest turd i ever seen once was from a old granny darn thing was approx 17 inch long and solid as a rock had to use the saw on my swiss amy knife to cut in half to get rid of it ,no wonder she was using a walker DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN

If black is beautiful, you make a masterpiece everytime you shit! :

OHHH sht that would be a lotto win win win for me what a nice payday To bad it was only knee deep I would like a call like that but armpit deep.. be working over time...Remerber when i first started many many years ago sht up to the chin and on my tip toes ,,them tappons looked like white mice on the attack I can identify it all there buddy

FIVE FUCKING STARS

THIS THREAD MEANS EVERYTHING

Now that's who I want working on my shitter

Turd chaser.

No offense it's just a funny name I heard a coworker call plumbers many years ago.

We have 2 bathrooms and an old house. The plumbing has always been troublesome, old clay sewage lines and tree roots don't get along.
All the lines have been replaced except for under the original bathroom. It'll cost about $1000 and we've had other home repair priorities. So the bathroom occasionally starts running slow, then clogs completely, until we get our plumber to come out and snake it from inside the house. It's a hassle, they have to bring in the big guns and take apart the toilet.

In the last couple of days the toilet has clogged. My child had several friends over while we were out, and quickly left when we arrived home.
When we went into the bathroom we discovered that someone had taken a large crap into our already clogged toilet.

I'm too ashamed to have a plumber come out and see this. My husband just went in and used a plastic ladle and bucket and fished the shit out. I added some dishsoap and warm water hoping to break it up enough to dilute it before the plumber has to come out and deal with this.

This is the most disgusting thing I've dealt with in awhile and I'm too ashamed to log in under my name, even here, but it's completely funny too. I wanted to share in case you're having a bad day.