Ozzy Osbourne Reported Missing

Stoned at any festival

I thought his kids found him, no?

The only reason he's alive is because his wife/manager Sharon took care of him. If she dumped him, he won't last long.

Ozzy Osbourne has resurfaced after going MIA amid reports that wife Sharon Osbourne had kicked him out of the house for allegedly having an affair with a hairstylist.

But the rocker didn’t look like he’d been near a hairstylist in ages, with his signature long locks a mess as he walked through the streets of Los Angeles carrying his dog on Monday.


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And boy, are his arms tired!

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pretty sure I heard he is staying in a hotel in LA.

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just a week before the breakup sharon said she wanted to get her wrinkly old box licked really good and explore lesbianism

obviously the breakup was coming

I think thats because sharon has been hanging out with that lesbian chick from "the view"

I forget her name? the little dyke from the roseanne show & she was also in the big bang theory
last name Gilbert I think

sharon has been hanging out with her for a few years now she says she wants to know what being a lesbian is all about

rule#1 ozzy

dont let your wife hang out with dykes .

because they always talk about eating each others boxes out

Ozzy Osbourne Not Missing, Steps Out for First Time After Split From Sharon: See the Photo

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I saw on one of the MSM channels that Sharon is divorcing him... I think they said he cheated recently(?)

Hope he is not suicidal...

A Bat chewed his head off!

Heard he was at the Beverly Hills Hotel, they must all go there for 'reprogramming'. Place is like a crypt.

Someone check his back yard. I bet he gets lost on his own property

Now tell me ... just how in the H**l could Ozzie cheat?? What could he do??? He can't even walk or talk!! Think ... well that would be revolutionary for Ozzie .... Ozzie would have to have a stand-in, he would need help! Poor Ozzie ... falsely accused ..!

Predicting that Ozzy is going to die is like predicting a 747 will eventually land.

Which was last week. Rock stars aren't stable. She actually put up with him for ages. She is the reason he is a success. He would have ODd decades ago without her. She doesn't need him. He will come moaning back. I hope she tells him no. He has cheated on her for years.

demon bitches don't care who's mana they milk to accumulate the physical mana, if he wasn't rich there would be no action what so ever, just sticky mana is no good to them

I'm sure he is fine

He was missing alright, probably missing with his financial advisers moving things around.

Sharon will take him to the cleaners in a divorce.

He probly told sharron all about it being tarded and all.

Is he alive or dead?

Why should we even care?

Ozzy is a potato now, a shell of his former self. Plus, his slutty skank hoe of a wife tossed him out recently.

HE IS NOT MISSING YOU TARDS!!!

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