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Ozzy Osbourne Reported Missing

 
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He just needed to get away from his bitchy wife. Can't blame him!
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05/10/2016 03:13 AM
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bsflag Missing but doing interviews, makes perfect sense
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05/10/2016 03:18 AM
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he fucked a hair stylist and went estranged from the wife...


reeks of viral marketing...
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I know, right? A hair dresser... pfffth
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05/10/2016 03:19 AM
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Can't believe he managed to fuck around, he seems borderline retarded
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demon bitches don't care who's mana they milk to accumulate the physical mana, if he wasn't rich there would be no action what so ever, just sticky mana is no good to them
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His witch wife/demon bitch probably saved him from a downward, drunken spiral that may have led to his death after being booted from Black Sabbath and enabled/inspired him to change metal once again with the Blizzard of Oz.

I would side with Ozzy over Sharon - but you both sound like fat, ugly, pathetic, woman hating fucks because you can't get laid with $500 at a whore house in Vegas.
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Heard that he flew into Sandpoint Idaho...
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And boy, are his arms tired!
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chuckle
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just a week before the breakup sharon said she wanted to get her wrinkly old box licked really good and explore lesbianism

obviously the breakup was coming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32288884


I think thats because sharon has been hanging out with that lesbian chick from "the view"

I forget her name? the little dyke from the roseanne show & she was also in the big bang theory
last name Gilbert I think

sharon has been hanging out with her for a few years now she says she wants to know what being a lesbian is all about

rule#1 ozzy

dont let your wife hang out with dykes .

because they always talk about eating each others boxes out
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Sara
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He's hanging out with: Prince, Lemmy, Merle, Vanity, Glenn F., Bowie......in the bunkers...

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05/10/2016 04:28 AM
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He's hanging out with: Prince, Lemmy, Merle, Vanity, Glenn F., Bowie......in the bunkers...

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05/10/2016 04:39 AM
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He's snorting fire ants in Africa.
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He had an afair with a youger lady.
Likley kicked out living in a hotel.
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He's found but no matter where he is, he is still "lost". That mans a train wreck. But obviously, he's doing better then I thought. I mean, he had to have had enough going on upstairs to get dressed that day, go to a hairstylist and have sex. Heck he's got more going on then I thought he was capable of. Last time I heard him speak I couldn't understand one word out of his mouth.
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05/10/2016 05:55 AM
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Ozzy needs to find Jesus along with the rest of his family.
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Kind of creepy considering that someone posted something about Ozzy a few days ago...trying to find the thread.

[link to www.foxnews.com]
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Yes somebody posted yesterday that ozzy is the next to be killed or something. And it was relating to some kind of NWO or satanic numerology, or a pattern in recent celebrity deaths.
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Kind of creepy considering that someone posted something about Ozzy a few days ago...trying to find the thread.

[link to www.foxnews.com]
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I saw on one of the MSM channels that Sharon is divorcing him... I think they said he cheated recently(?)

Hope he is not suicidal...
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Now tell me ... just how in the H**l could Ozzie cheat?? What could he do??? He can't even walk or talk!! Think ... well that would be revolutionary for Ozzie .... Ozzie would have to have a stand-in, he would need help! Poor Ozzie ... falsely accused ..!
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Maybe? He wears a strap on
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Ozzy's got a press release coming up in a few days. His publicists are creating fake news stories to gin up attention before the big announcement. He and Corey Taylor of Slipknot are gonna launch a big summer festival.
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Can't believe he managed to fuck around, he seems borderline retarded
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Borderline hell, he's full tiltbanana2
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That was my first thought. You'd have to be really desperate to get laid or have some scheme planned to bang that. Geez.
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Kind of creepy considering that someone posted something about Ozzy a few days ago...trying to find the thread.

[link to www.foxnews.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71503346


I saw on one of the MSM channels that Sharon is divorcing him... I think they said he cheated recently(?)

Hope he is not suicidal...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9642824


Now tell me ... just how in the H**l could Ozzie cheat?? What could he do??? He can't even walk or talk!! Think ... well that would be revolutionary for Ozzie .... Ozzie would have to have a stand-in, he would need help! Poor Ozzie ... falsely accused ..!
 Quoting: Misspurrrrrect


^^^^THIS!!! I grew up with Ozzy's music and have always loved him! If you actually stop and listen to the lyrics, the songs are not evil!
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Sharon is Ozzy's handler. She's done with her job. Prince was killed off and Ozzy is next. Sharon's assignment is over... pray for Ozzy's safety.
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Heard that he flew into Sandpoint Idaho...
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A lot of people are hiding up in that area. It's a very good place to hide.





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