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The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...

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7/11/2008 9:36 PM

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I'll start. Nancy. Pam. Cindy. Sandra. Kim. Carol. Joan. Paula. Karen. Mary. Rochelle. Dawn. Laura. Joyce. Kay. Cathy. Judy. Julie. Brenda. This is a partial list. I've grown up since then. I love my wife, and would never revert to that lifestyle again.
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7/11/2008 9:48 PM
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7/11/2008 9:50 PM
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STEVE tomato
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7/11/2008 9:53 PM
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I can't rememeber, whats her name, you know uhh, that chick, whatsherface, the fat one, that dudes wife, that other guys wife, No, the skinny one, Yeah that speedwhore, I can't rememeber, and anna.
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7/11/2008 9:54 PM
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Very appropiate. Thank you.
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7/11/2008 9:56 PM
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STEVE tomato
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Kim?
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7/11/2008 9:58 PM
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I can't rememeber, whats her name, you know uhh, that chick, whatsherface, the fat one, that dudes wife, that other guys wife, No, the skinny one, Yeah that speedwhore, I can't rememeber, and anna.
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At least I had enough class to remember their names!
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7/11/2008 10:06 PM
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SHHH.. my wife walked in the room.. If she saw me typing girls names.. oh brother...
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7/11/2008 10:07 PM
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SHHH.. my wife walked in the room.. If she saw me typing girls names.. oh brother...
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7/11/2008 10:09 PM
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SHHH.. my wife walked in the room.. If she saw me typing girls names.. oh brother...
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HA!....
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7/11/2008 10:10 PM
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Brenda, Carol, Eileen, Lisa, Debbie, Janet, Sue, Kim, Stephanie, Cecilia, Margaret, Cassie, Karen,..... those are the ones that lasted more then a few days. Sorry to you girls I may have forgotten.

Stephanie was the best, and funny thing is today is her birthday!!
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7/11/2008 10:15 PM
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You mean her real name or her stage name?

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7/11/2008 10:16 PM
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Brenda, Carol, Eileen, Lisa, Debbie, Janet, Sue, Kim, Stephanie, Cecilia, Margaret, Cassie, Karen,..... those are the ones that lasted more then a few days. Sorry to you girls I may have forgotten.

Stephanie was the best, and funny thing is today is her birthday!!
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Let's hear it for Stephanie!!! smile_kiss smile_hear cheers devil6 birthday ratdance ana ana
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7/11/2008 10:17 PM
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You mean her real name or her stage name?

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Both.
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7/11/2008 10:18 PM
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7/11/2008 10:19 PM
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I don't know why but all my life I always got lucky with Joan's or Jo Anne's.
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7/11/2008 10:19 PM
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Define "sex".
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7/11/2008 10:19 PM
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sorry. I meant to have just blank space there as a joke indicating that there was no "names" to list but it backfired.
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7/11/2008 10:20 PM
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me
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7/11/2008 10:22 PM
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Vance. Steve. The other Steve. Bob. Jay. Tony I. Rico. the skinny guy with reddish hair. the mean creep at the rock club. Tony II. Stanley. Monty. Smoky. Mike. the maintenance man. Andrew. Maurice. Randall. Caesar. Pete. Sean. Nick. Warren. the guy with the jeans shirt. Darius. Cotti. Izod. the guy who worked at Maryview. the guy who was a Haile Selassie freak.
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7/11/2008 10:22 PM
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Vance. Steve. The other Steve. Bob. Jay. Tony I. Rico. the skinny guy with reddish hair. the mean creep at the rock club. Tony II. Stanley. Monty. Smoky. Mike. the maintenance man. Andrew. Maurice. Randall. Caesar. Pete. Sean. Nick. Warren. the guy with the jeans shirt. Darius. Cotti. Izod. the guy who worked at Maryview. the guy who was a Haile Selassie freak.
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7/11/2008 10:22 PM
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Vance. Steve. The other Steve. Bob. Jay. Tony I. Rico. the skinny guy with reddish hair. the mean creep at the rock club. Tony II. Stanley. Monty. Smoky. Mike. the maintenance man. Andrew. Maurice. Randall. Caesar. Pete. Sean. Nick. Warren. the guy with the jeans shirt. Darius. Cotti. Izod. the guy who worked at Maryview. the guy who was a Haile Selassie freak.
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7/11/2008 10:22 PM
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Fistina???
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7/11/2008 10:23 PM
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Define "sex".
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If you don't know, you have my sympathies. "Piece" to you. The Beef.
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7/11/2008 10:24 PM
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Leonidas
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7/11/2008 10:24 PM
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Peter, Dick, Willy, Mr. Johnson (can't remember his first name), and some Asian guy named Wang.
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7/11/2008 10:24 PM
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Vance. Steve. The other Steve. Bob. Jay. Tony I. Rico. the skinny guy with reddish hair. the mean creep at the rock club. Tony II. Stanley. Monty. Smoky. Mike. the maintenance man. Andrew. Maurice. Randall. Caesar. Pete. Sean. Nick. Warren. the guy with the jeans shirt. Darius. Cotti. Izod. the guy who worked at Maryview. the guy who was a Haile Selassie freak.
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Whore!
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7/11/2008 10:25 PM
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Define "sex".
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LMAO......that was the first thing I thought of too .....too funny!
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7/11/2008 10:26 PM
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Peter, Dick, Willy, Mr. Johnson (can't remember his first name), and some Asian guy named Wang.
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That's hilarious! Wang!!!!
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7/11/2008 10:29 PM
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My list is way to long, I would probably get banned for taking up too much bandwidth. That being said, Stupid Thread.
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7/11/2008 10:32 PM
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My list is way to long, I would probably get banned for taking up too much bandwidth. That being said, Stupid Thread.
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Stupid enough to get you to respond, fuckstick!
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