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The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 463580
7/11/2008 11:57 PM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Linda, Linda and Linda, Francine, Helena, Dorothy, Teresa, Christine, Cecilia and Ruth....
Cant remember much before AIDS and the wild bar scene... |
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Geogal 
Hu ka pele, lava pour forth
User ID: 373387
7/11/2008 11:59 PM
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Peter, Dick, Willy, Mr. Johnson (can't remember his first name), and some Asian guy named Wang. Quoting: Leonidas
shoulda been Lang Duk Dong rather than Wang
and I caught the jest deserts of your answer.
Woman of white garment, foreign woman, earth-eating woman, taking and giving life, she is Pele
"ONCE IN HIS LIFE, EVERY MAN IS ENTITLED TO FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH A GORGEOUS REDHEAD" - LUCILLE BALL |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 401342
7/12/2008 12:00 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
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Leonidas
User ID: 434337
7/12/2008 12:06 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Peter, Dick, Willy, Mr. Johnson (can't remember his first name), and some Asian guy named Wang.
shoulda been Lang Duk Dong rather than Wang
and I caught the jest deserts of your answer. Quoting: Geogal
Lol, Long Duk Dong was probably his cousin. But, heh, SB asked for first names only.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 463580
7/12/2008 12:29 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Peter, Dick, Willy, Mr. Johnson (can't remember his first name), and some Asian guy named Wang.
shoulda been Lang Duk Dong rather than Wang
and I caught the jest deserts of your answer.
Lol, Long Duk Dong was probably his cousin. But, heh, SB asked for first names only. Quoting: Leonidas
There is something similar about the names Peter, Dick, Willy and Wang.
Cant put my finger on it, but probably wouldnt want to... |
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Geogal
Hu ka pele, lava pour forth
User ID: 373387
7/12/2008 12:39 AM
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Peter, Dick, Willy, Mr. Johnson (can't remember his first name), and some Asian guy named Wang.
shoulda been Lang Duk Dong rather than Wang
and I caught the jest deserts of your answer.
Lol, Long Duk Dong was probably his cousin. But, heh, SB asked for first names only.
There is something similar about the names Peter, Dick, Willy and Wang.
Cant put my finger on it, but probably wouldnt want to... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 463580
It's right in the palm on my hand... tip of my tongue... just starting to grasp it...
Woman of white garment, foreign woman, earth-eating woman, taking and giving life, she is Pele
"ONCE IN HIS LIFE, EVERY MAN IS ENTITLED TO FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH A GORGEOUS REDHEAD" - LUCILLE BALL |
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Geogal
Hu ka pele, lava pour forth
User ID: 373387
7/12/2008 12:40 AM
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Peter, Dick, Willy, Mr. Johnson (can't remember his first name), and some Asian guy named Wang.
shoulda been Lang Duk Dong rather than Wang
and I caught the jest deserts of your answer.
Lol, Long Duk Dong was probably his cousin. But, heh, SB asked for first names only. Quoting: Leonidas
true...lol!
Woman of white garment, foreign woman, earth-eating woman, taking and giving life, she is Pele
"ONCE IN HIS LIFE, EVERY MAN IS ENTITLED TO FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH A GORGEOUS REDHEAD" - LUCILLE BALL |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 466715
7/12/2008 1:46 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Peter, Dick, Willy, Mr. Johnson (can't remember his first name), and some Asian guy named Wang. Quoting: Leonidas
Possibly that was Big Johnson. Or maybe it was Little Johnson. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 413608
7/12/2008 1:52 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
dave paul Israel fred tony
james victor shariff berto
earl deon james and......................................................... ..........  |
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Evil Twin 
Forum Moderator
User ID: 466731
7/12/2008 1:52 AM
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Dean. And the first time ever rode on a motorcycle too.
Way back in the day!
Good thread OP.
h Quoting: hardboiledheretic
Are you a female from Florida?
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 413608
7/12/2008 1:53 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
you asked for a name there you have it |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 306940
7/12/2008 1:57 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Emily
Emma
Madison
Olivia
Hannah
Abigail
Isabella
Ashley
Samantha
Elizabeth
Alexis
Sarah
Grace
Alyssa
Sophia
Lauren
Brianna
Kayla
Natalie
Anna
Jessica
Taylor
Chloe
Hailey
Ava
Jasmine
Sydney
Victoria
Ella
Mia
Morgan
Julia
Kaitlyn
Rachel
Katherine
Megan
Alexandra
Jennifer
Destiny
Allison
Savannah
Haley
Mackenzie
Brooke
Maria
Nicole
Makayla
Trinity
Kylie
Kaylee
Paige
Lily
Faith
Zoe
Stephanie
Jenna
Andrea
Riley
Katelyn
Angelina
Kimberly
Madeline
Mary
Leah
Lillian
Michelle
Amanda
Sara
Sofia
Jordan
Alexa
Rebecca
Gabrielle
Caroline
Vanessa
Gabriella
Avery
Marissa
Ariana
Audrey
Jada
Autumn
Evelyn
Jocelyn
Maya
Arianna
Isabel
Amber
Melanie
Diana
Danielle
Sierra
Leslie
Aaliyah
Erin
Amelia
Molly
Claire
Bailey
Melissa Quoting: Anonymous Coward 466689
liar liar, pants on fire. you went to a baby names website to pull all those names. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 306940
7/12/2008 2:00 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
I've been married so long I can't remember. These are the ones I do remember:
Brian
Todd
Greg
Sam
Russell |
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Beingsouthern
User ID: 113248
7/12/2008 2:01 AM
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Dean. And the first time ever rode on a motorcycle too.
Way back in the day!
Good thread OP.
h
Are you a female from Florida?
Uh, oh!
LOL |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 466714
7/12/2008 2:05 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
How could I possibly remember the names of a thousand Turkish whores? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 306940
7/12/2008 2:05 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
I've been married so long I can't remember. These are the ones I do remember:
Brian
Todd
Greg
Sam
Russell Quoting: Anonymous Coward 306940
Need to add Noel - talk about a HOT GINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 466708
7/12/2008 2:06 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Susan, Stepahie, Sarah, and Sylvia |
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Kanigo2
User ID: 442313
7/12/2008 2:07 AM
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Dean. And the first time ever rode on a motorcycle too.
Way back in the day!
Good thread OP.
h
Are you a female from Florida?
Uh, oh!
LOL
What the hell just happened there? 
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 306940
7/12/2008 2:11 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Susan, Stepahie, Sarah, and Sylvia Quoting: Anonymous Coward 466708
liar. they all started with S's??? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 400833
7/12/2008 2:16 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
When younger I was VERY promiscuous! I will not put my name on this post because it is still embarrassing as hell.
There were nights I had four and five different partners. Sometimes (quite often) I didn't bother finding out their names.
I tried to figure it out one time and got to well over two thousand and gave up in disgust with myself.
No one knows this but me, and now you, dear reader. When you're a 6'2" blue eyed blond and at 16 you find you have a 9 1/2" penis... the doors just sort of opened. Buttons come unbuttoned, and zippers melt in the heat of the moment. People wanted to try it, and I was happy to oblige.
The truth? I've never had BAD sex. Some was better than others, to be sure. But as far as it being "BAD" or "AWFUL" I don't think that ever happened. More than a few couldn't take what they wanted, and I've wound up with more than one hand job in lieu of a great fuck, but that's wasn't the worst thing that could have happened. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 306940
7/12/2008 2:22 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Who did you love before?
Who did they love before you? |
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Evil Twin
Forum Moderator
User ID: 466751
7/12/2008 2:24 AM
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Dean. And the first time ever rode on a motorcycle too.
Way back in the day!
Good thread OP.
h
Are you a female from Florida?
Uh, oh!
LOL
What the hell just happened there?
Let's just say, my first initial is 'D', and I had a motorcycle in highschool.
This is my helmet. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
When the American spirit was in its youth, the language of America was different: Liberty, sir, was the primary object. ~Patrick Henry |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 306940
7/12/2008 2:27 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
When younger I was VERY promiscuous! I will not put my name on this post because it is still embarrassing as hell.
There were nights I had four and five different partners. Sometimes (quite often) I didn't bother finding out their names.
I tried to figure it out one time and got to well over two thousand and gave up in disgust with myself.
No one knows this but me, and now you, dear reader. When you're a 6'2" blue eyed blond and at 16 you find you have a 9 1/2" penis... the doors just sort of opened. Buttons come unbuttoned, and zippers melt in the heat of the moment. People wanted to try it, and I was happy to oblige.
The truth? I've never had BAD sex. Some was better than others, to be sure. But as far as it being "BAD" or "AWFUL" I don't think that ever happened. More than a few couldn't take what they wanted, and I've wound up with more than one hand job in lieu of a great fuck, but that's wasn't the worst thing that could have happened. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 400833
well that certainly puts things into perspective... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 466757
7/12/2008 2:53 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Lets see if I can remember them all...
Larry, Mike, Leonard, Frank, Les, Duane, Kevin, Stacy, John, Russ, Ricky, Dave, Billy, Nance, "truck driver", Brian, Jerry, Ed. There was one more but I can't remember who it was for some reason.
Two of these I married and I'm still happily married to one of them for seventeen years. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 466714
7/12/2008 3:01 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Lets see if I can remember them all...
Larry, Mike, Leonard, Frank, Les, Duane, Kevin, Stacy, John, Russ, Ricky, Dave, Billy, Nance, "truck driver", Brian, Jerry, Ed. There was one more but I can't remember who it was for some reason.
Two of these I married and I'm still happily married to one of them for seventeen years. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 466757
19 guys, must have been a big bed ! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 454785
7/12/2008 3:09 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Fat cross eyed retarded girl in a bathroom..... Thats the list for me... |
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Luke@MyNik
User ID: 434979
7/12/2008 3:12 AM
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 466757
7/12/2008 3:19 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Lets see if I can remember them all...
Larry, Mike, Leonard, Frank, Les, Duane, Kevin, Stacy, John, Russ, Ricky, Dave, Billy, Nance, "truck driver", Brian, Jerry, Ed. There was one more but I can't remember who it was for some reason.
Two of these I married and I'm still happily married to one of them for seventeen years.
19 guys, must have been a big bed ! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 466714
Yeah, huge bed!
No, actually, this was over a span of 24 years. I was with my first husband for five years, second husband for 17. So, actually 5+17=22 years. It must have been a busy 2 years! It's a good thing I got married both times or I could have turned out to be a royal slut! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 466757
7/12/2008 3:23 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Now I remember the other guys name was Keith. Trust me, he wasn't much worth remembering. We were friends and we got together after high school graduation. We were both drunk and from what I remember, we should have just remained friends! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 231958
7/12/2008 3:37 AM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Rosie and her 4 sisters |
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