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The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 465019
7/12/2008 4:24 AM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

How could I possibly remember the names of a thousand Turkish whores?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 466714

lmao lmao lmao
Winningjob Subscriber
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
User ID: 385114
7/12/2008 4:33 AM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

Heather, Crystal, Barb, Melinda, April, Elaine, Fran, Julie, Crystal #2, Lori, Caroline, OMG..there are some in Michigan, Boston, California, VA and Georgia that I do not remember the names of... :-(
Oh well, at least I remember a few names...I know the faces though!
Your not the only one who thinks I don't know what I'm doing.
Lemoning
User ID: 466782
7/12/2008 4:38 AM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

Nikki, Alison, Kelly.
River Girl
User ID: 466844
7/12/2008 9:00 AM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

When younger I was VERY promiscuous! I will not put my name on this post because it is still embarrassing as hell.

There were nights I had four and five different partners. Sometimes (quite often) I didn't bother finding out their names.

I tried to figure it out one time and got to well over two thousand and gave up in disgust with myself.

No one knows this but me, and now you, dear reader. When you're a 6'2" blue eyed blond and at 16 you find you have a 9 1/2" penis... the doors just sort of opened. Buttons come unbuttoned, and zippers melt in the heat of the moment. People wanted to try it, and I was happy to oblige.

The truth? I've never had BAD sex. Some was better than others, to be sure. But as far as it being "BAD" or "AWFUL" I don't think that ever happened. More than a few couldn't take what they wanted, and I've wound up with more than one hand job in lieu of a great fuck, but that's wasn't the worst thing that could have happened.


well that certainly puts things into perspective...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 306940

agent cruise Hiawatha has a Longfellow, or is just dreaming of possibilites!!! "Dreammmmmmmmm, Dream, Dream, Dream, when I feel blue in the night"......there's a song about that as I remember!!!

ufo56
" A believer is a bird in a cage, a free-thinker is an eagle parting the clouds with tireless wing"
Robert Green Ingersoll

"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them."
Henry David Thoreau

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River Girl
User ID: 466844
7/12/2008 9:13 AM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

I'll start. Nancy. Pam. Cindy. Sandra. Kim. Carol. Joan. Paula. Karen. Mary. Rochelle. Dawn. Laura. Joyce. Kay. Cathy. Judy. Julie. Brenda. This is a partial list. I've grown up since then. I love my wife, and would never revert to that lifestyle again.
 Quoting: SubarcticBeef

hiding grouphug hunter coffee4 eyebat

Ah now Beefster, the next thing you're gonna want is name, rank, and serial number! My list is too expansive, and intriguing, I'll have to consider whether or not any from Louisiana might me on this forum, in light of "helmet cats" dilemma!! LOL!!! Smile!
River!!!

" A believer is a bird in a cage, a free-thinker is an eagle parting the clouds with tireless wing"
Robert Green Ingersoll

"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them."
Henry David Thoreau

[link to mariaglenn.stumbleupon.com]
River Girl
User ID: 466844
7/12/2008 9:43 AM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

Lets see if I can remember them all...

Larry, Mike, Leonard, Frank, Les, Duane, Kevin, Stacy, John, Russ, Ricky, Dave, Billy, Nance, "truck driver", Brian, Jerry, Ed. There was one more but I can't remember who it was for some reason.

Two of these I married and I'm still happily married to one of them for seventeen years.

19 guys, must have been a big bed !

Yeah, huge bed!

No, actually, this was over a span of 24 years. I was with my first husband for five years, second husband for 17. So, actually 5+17=22 years. It must have been a busy 2 years! It's a good thing I got married both times or I could have turned out to be a royal slut!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 466757

Awesome come-back! Good for you honey! Least your not one of those over 40, should have experimented more, bald headed, sports car driving, or miniskirted wannabe's grabbing for the gusto, long after it went flatline.......Smiles for you girlfriend!!!
" A believer is a bird in a cage, a free-thinker is an eagle parting the clouds with tireless wing"
Robert Green Ingersoll

"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them."
Henry David Thoreau

[link to mariaglenn.stumbleupon.com]
River Girl
User ID: 466844
7/12/2008 10:00 AM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

Had fun with your thread Beefster! This thread calls for a song/video, think I'll go Madonna!

~*~ Madonna ~ Human Nature ~*~


[link to www.youtube.com]


For all the hungups, "I'm not sorry, oops I didn't know I couldn't talk about SEX, would it sound better if I were a man? Absolutely NO REGRETS!!" Madonna

River is heading down the river now, have fun on your "Caturday" everyone!!! Smile!!!

tomato hf tomato hf 5a
" A believer is a bird in a cage, a free-thinker is an eagle parting the clouds with tireless wing"
Robert Green Ingersoll

"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them."
Henry David Thoreau

[link to mariaglenn.stumbleupon.com]
Geogal Subscriber
Hu ka pele, lava pour forth
User ID: 373387
7/12/2008 11:15 AM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

Had fun with your thread Beefster! This thread calls for a song/video, think I'll go Madonna!

~*~ Madonna ~ Human Nature ~*~


[link to www.youtube.com]


For all the hungups, "I'm not sorry, oops I didn't know I couldn't talk about SEX, would it sound better if I were a man? Absolutely NO REGRETS!!" Madonna

River is heading down the river now, have fun on your "Caturday" everyone!!! Smile!!!

tomato hf tomato hf 5a
 Quoting: River Girl

Thanks, RiverGirl. I'd not heard that one.
Woman of white garment, foreign woman, earth-eating woman, taking and giving life, she is Pele

"ONCE IN HIS LIFE, EVERY MAN IS ENTITLED TO FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH A GORGEOUS REDHEAD" - LUCILLE BALL
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 466903
7/12/2008 11:16 AM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

Beth, Vivian, Linda, Frances, Tina, Judy 1, Dee Dee, Stacy, Ashley, Lea, Jackie, Helen, Debbie 1, Kathy, Reba, Nita, Jo Ellen, Pam, Mary Ellen, Stripper, Sales girl, Bonnie, Judy 2, Connie, Billie, Karen, Anita, Cherry, Michelle, Sandy, Charlene, Martella, Debbie 2, Cathy, Sue, Janet, Penelope, Tiffany, Kayla, Patty, Stella, Susan, Twyla, Sherry, Zeeka, Tammy, Stormy, Sandra, Meagan, Cynthia.

The ones I can remember.
Beingsouthern Subscriber
User ID: 113248
7/12/2008 11:23 AM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

Now I remember the other guys name was Keith. Trust me, he wasn't much worth remembering. We were friends and we got together after high school graduation. We were both drunk and from what I remember, we should have just remained friends!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 466757


Yeah, that's usually a good rule of thumb.
Never bring your "friend: into your bed...just doesn't work. ;)
Beingsouthern Subscriber
User ID: 113248
7/12/2008 11:27 AM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

River!

As usual...perfect song choice for this particular thread.
*hugz*
-----

Hey Geo! I see you have been contributing to this thread with your wit and dazzling charm. Lovin it! ;)
SubarcticBeef Subscriber
Two Legged Wrecking Machine
User ID: 221410
7/12/2008 11:34 AM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

Holy shit! This thread has been going all night. Wish I could still do that.
Large and Powerful
[link to s49.photobucket.com]
coolhandluke74 Subscriber
GLP Bouncer
User ID: 466845
7/12/2008 11:47 AM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

Amanda,Mindy,Crystal,Natasha,Kori, and a one night stand where i forgot her name lol
Nothing is ever as it seems...

Some people just want to watch
the world burn.....
Anonymer Held
User ID: 466910
7/12/2008 11:47 AM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

Sorry, I only have anonymous sex ...

With condoms ...

Over the computer ...
SubarcticBeef Subscriber
Two Legged Wrecking Machine
User ID: 221410
7/12/2008 11:51 AM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

Sorry, I only have anonymous sex ...

With condoms ...

Over the computer ...
 Quoting: Anonymer Held 466910

Ever do it UNDER the computer?
Large and Powerful
[link to s49.photobucket.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2108
7/14/2008 2:34 PM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote



88 lines about 44 women
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 395236
7/14/2008 9:29 PM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

Rory
Adam
Robert
Simon
Jim
Charles
Richard
Peter
Daniel
Andrew
Geoff
Jason
Ned
Craig
Sven
Charles 2
Robert 2
Carlos
Grant
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 110457
7/14/2008 9:55 PM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

john, kevin, john2, bob, lenny, jim, steve, cape cod guy, bob2, rick, denton, steve2, jim2, hot bar guy, jeff, paul, bill, mike.
married mike, faithful since 1980.
the 70s were a lot of fun - free love, the pill, and no aids to worry about.
Geogal
User ID: 373387
7/14/2008 10:02 PM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

denton
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 110457


THAT'S not a first name you see too often... mind if I ask what state?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 467868
7/14/2008 10:06 PM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

Before I got married it was...

Jodie

Sally

Meagan

Then I took a wife..

And after that it was..

Kathy

Sally

Rochelle

Evette

Karen

Di

Mikai

Danielle

Susan

Ingrid

Brenadette

Lisa

Jody

Karen no 2

Michelle

Then I got a divorce and the REAL fun started.
Geogal
User ID: 373387
7/14/2008 10:10 PM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

denton


THAT'S not a first name you see too often... mind if I ask what state?
 Quoting: Geogal 373387

On second thought... nevermind. I don't want to know
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 110457
7/14/2008 10:12 PM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

denton


THAT'S not a first name you see too often... mind if I ask what state?

On second thought... nevermind. I don't want to know
 Quoting: Geogal 373387


new jersey
but he was an air force brat with southern roots before I knew him
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 457129
7/14/2008 10:33 PM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

When I was a man or after I became a woman?
Anxious Mo-Fo
User ID: 458316
7/14/2008 10:38 PM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

Am I the only one who had sex with Rosie Palmer and her five friends? I didn't see her listed yet and I thought EVERYONE had sex with her.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 468293
7/14/2008 10:39 PM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

Vance. Steve. The other Steve. Bob. Jay. Tony I. Rico. the skinny guy with reddish hair. the mean creep at the rock club. Tony II. Stanley. Monty. Smoky. Mike. the maintenance man. Andrew. Maurice. Randall. Caesar. Pete. Sean. Nick. Warren. the guy with the jeans shirt. Darius. Cotti. Izod. the guy who worked at Maryview. the guy who was a Haile Selassie freak.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 466192

what, you didn't fuck the barber????
Anxious Mo-Fo
User ID: 458316
7/14/2008 10:39 PM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

Rosey Palm and her five sisters...




.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 466660


Yeah...I knew there had to be another.

That Rosie is one rough dick skinner.
Anxious Mo-Fo
User ID: 458316
7/14/2008 10:40 PM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

Rosie and her 4 sisters
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 231958


4? You must have gotten to her after I did.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 468299
7/14/2008 10:42 PM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

what?! are you fucking kidding me? names? I'm not sure I knew all their names and you want I should REMEMBER them?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 452866
7/14/2008 10:54 PM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

I'll start. Nancy. Pam. Cindy. Sandra. Kim. Carol. Joan. Paula. Karen. Mary. Rochelle. Dawn. Laura. Joyce. Kay. Cathy. Judy. Julie. Brenda. This is a partial list. I've grown up since then. I love my wife, and would never revert to that lifestyle again.
 Quoting: SubarcticBeef



bounceb flash bitch, skank, ho, slut, cunt, whore, swallower, tits, tunatime, snapper, squirt, fuzz, flapper......I nose there's some more.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 468307
7/14/2008 10:59 PM
Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...Quote

Carmen, Liz, Eve, Heather, Kat, Melissa, and... worship Christine
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