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The First Names of People You've Had Sex With...
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 272356
7/14/2008 11:01 PM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Eannie, Meannie, Mighty, and Moe! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 380499
7/14/2008 11:05 PM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Dickhead, Speedy, Jerk-off (ok... that wasn't real sex)
Shithead, and Hairy. |
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Fantasia II 
User ID: 255967
7/19/2008 2:23 PM
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I'll start. Nancy. Pam. Cindy. Sandra. Kim. Carol. Joan. Paula. Karen. Mary. Rochelle. Dawn. Laura. Joyce. Kay. Cathy. Judy. Julie. Brenda. This is a partial list. I've grown up since then. I love my wife, and would never revert to that lifestyle again. Quoting: SubarcticBeef
LOL, my name is on that list but I don't remember you. :)
My first was a guy named Jeff.
George Orwell was right..Black is White, Up is Down, War is Peace... |
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SubarcticBeef
Two Legged Wrecking Machine
User ID: 221410
7/19/2008 2:28 PM
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I'll start. Nancy. Pam. Cindy. Sandra. Kim. Carol. Joan. Paula. Karen. Mary. Rochelle. Dawn. Laura. Joyce. Kay. Cathy. Judy. Julie. Brenda. This is a partial list. I've grown up since then. I love my wife, and would never revert to that lifestyle again.
LOL, my name is on that list but I don't remember you. :)
My first was a guy named Jeff. Quoting: Fantasia II
I once told a gal my name was Jeff, although it's not. Hmmmm?!
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Fantasia II
User ID: 255967
7/19/2008 2:36 PM
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I'll start. Nancy. Pam. Cindy. Sandra. Kim. Carol. Joan. Paula. Karen. Mary. Rochelle. Dawn. Laura. Joyce. Kay. Cathy. Judy. Julie. Brenda. This is a partial list. I've grown up since then. I love my wife, and would never revert to that lifestyle again.
LOL, my name is on that list but I don't remember you. :)
My first was a guy named Jeff.
I once told a gal my name was Jeff, although it's not. Hmmmm?! Quoting: SubarcticBeef
LOL
George Orwell was right..Black is White, Up is Down, War is Peace... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 366726
7/19/2008 2:56 PM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Judy,Nancy,beth, misty, holly,marcy,carol, carolyn, Melissa, Missy, kim, Donna, Kimberly, Patrice, Shit, I'm getting old and can't remember the names any longer. I should have kept a list. These wonderful women were all met between 1985 to 1995 and have not strayed since then. No unprotected sex since 1991 (with the exception of wife). In 1991 In Denver I went to get tested for the HIV thing due to the fact I had slept with so many women, I had gone 6 months celibate prior to test. I went to the wrong area, I went to an area that was the size of a football feild filled with 100's of people. I asked if this was where you got tested and was told "no, this is where you come if you have aids" That day changed my life, no more unprotected sex. I love women and loved alot of women, and thankfully never conceived any diseases. But after seeing how many were unfortunate in that way, I changed my lifestyle. I now know it is the quality, not quantity that matters. |
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SubarcticBeef
Two Legged Wrecking Machine
User ID: 221410
7/19/2008 3:03 PM
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Judy,Nancy,beth, misty, holly,marcy,carol, carolyn, Melissa, Missy, kim, Donna, Kimberly, Patrice, Shit, I'm getting old and can't remember the names any longer. I should have kept a list. These wonderful women were all met between 1985 to 1995 and have not strayed since then. No unprotected sex since 1991 (with the exception of wife). In 1991 In Denver I went to get tested for the HIV thing due to the fact I had slept with so many women, I had gone 6 months celibate prior to test. I went to the wrong area, I went to an area that was the size of a football feild filled with 100's of people. I asked if this was where you got tested and was told "no, this is where you come if you have aids" That day changed my life, no more unprotected sex. I love women and loved alot of women, and thankfully never conceived any diseases. But after seeing how many were unfortunate in that way, I changed my lifestyle. I now know it is the quality, not quantity that matters. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 366726
I know what you mean. I went from having 20 lovers in 1 year to having 1 lover in 20 years. Quality always wins out.
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IDDO the PROPHET
User ID: 471913
7/22/2008 6:06 PM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Let's see Miriam, Abigail, Leah, Esther, Tabitha, Demitrius, Sweet Anna, Priscilla, Diana, Elizabeth, Miriam, and Rachel.  |
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jennybean
User ID: 471963
7/22/2008 6:20 PM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
There were 4 Kevins and 3 Brians and a few others
/Micks need love too |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 471626
7/22/2008 6:24 PM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Rover, Fido, Daisy, Dolly, Pookums, Miss Toodles.. ?? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 247705
7/22/2008 6:30 PM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
tifanny and aisha :) |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 252372
7/22/2008 8:08 PM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
etc
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VictorC
User ID: 470310
7/22/2008 8:18 PM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Their names were all Anne. Anne visible. Anne job. Anne flatable. |
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4by2 
Forum Moderator
User ID: 62398
7/22/2008 8:23 PM
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My lips be sealed!!
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SubarcticBeef
Two Legged Wrecking Machine
User ID: 221410
7/22/2008 8:23 PM
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Their names were all Anne. Anne visible. Anne job. Anne flatable. Quoting: VictorC
What about Anne Otherdickupyourass?
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LOU DOBBS
User ID: 340476
7/22/2008 8:26 PM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
REV.JOHN &PASTOR TJ SMITH OH MAN BUKUS STEPH DONNA CINDY BUBBA BETTY OLD LADY BARSTOL BARB CATHY BILL SUE DARWA BUBBA II LINDA BETTY SUE CANDY $100.00 NASHVILLE HO CONNIE |
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SubarcticBeef
Two Legged Wrecking Machine
User ID: 221410
7/22/2008 8:31 PM
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REV.JOHN &PASTOR TJ SMITH OH MAN BUKUS STEPH DONNA CINDY BUBBA BETTY OLD LADY BARSTOL BARB CATHY BILL SUE DARWA BUBBA II LINDA BETTY SUE CANDY $100.00 NASHVILLE HO CONNIE Quoting: LOU DOBBS 340476
That's it? ROOKIE!
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VictorC
User ID: 470310
7/22/2008 8:36 PM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Their names were all Anne. Anne visible. Anne job. Anne flatable.
What about Anne Otherdickupyourass? Quoting: SubarcticBeef
LOL. No. She kept publicly asserting her sexual preferences and was therefore a really annoying bitch. |
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Holding at #15 men thus far
User ID: 471954
7/22/2008 8:37 PM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Here I thought I had only been with 3 guys from my first high school. Turns out it was actually 4! Two from the 2nd high school. A few others since divorce. No regrets. Ever.
And glad to see I am well within normal range for partners, compared to this peer group. |
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SubarcticBeef
Two Legged Wrecking Machine
User ID: 221410
7/22/2008 8:40 PM
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Here I thought I had only been with 3 guys from my first high school. Turns out it was actually 4! Two from the 2nd high school. A few others since divorce. No regrets. Ever.
And glad to see I am well within normal range for partners, compared to this peer group. Quoting: Holding at #15 men thus far 471954
Allow me to introduce myself......
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 252372
7/22/2008 8:44 PM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
She never told me her name. I asked, after I inflated her, but she never answered me. But then, it's hard to talk with a big cock in your mouth.
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SubarcticBeef
Two Legged Wrecking Machine
User ID: 221410
7/22/2008 8:47 PM
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She never told me her name. I asked, after I inflated her, but she never answered me. But then, it's hard to talk with a big cock in your mouth.
Who's big cock did you have in your mouth?
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Skeptical Believer
User ID: 472021
7/22/2008 8:52 PM
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Sub Beef, why do you care? You just want to brag about your accomplishments?
None of your fucking business!
Wish that they'd swoop down in the country lane late at night when I'm driving.
Take me onboard their beautiful ship show me the weird world as I'd love to see it. |
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SubarcticBeef
Two Legged Wrecking Machine
User ID: 221410
7/22/2008 8:54 PM
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Sub Beef, why do you care? You just want to brag about your accomplishments?
None of your fucking business! Quoting: Skeptical Believer
Then why are you even responding to this thread, chinballs?
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Surcease
User ID: 471855
7/22/2008 8:57 PM
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Amazing,Who knew the percentage of conspiracy theorists dying of venereal disease was so high?
And to think that rubbish stereotype that they never get laid still holds any ground,This thread has single handedly blown that out of the water.
“All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours.”--Aldous Huxley |
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Skeptical Believer
User ID: 472021
7/22/2008 9:00 PM
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Sub Beef, why do you care? You just want to brag about your accomplishments?
None of your fucking business!
Then why are you even responding to this thread, chinballs? Quoting: SubarcticBeef
Hey Asshat, I'm not responding with the names of the women I've had sex with and won't be either!
I personally think this thread is rude and disrespectful to anyone you've had sex with but you seem like the typical macho kind of guy who finds pleasure in being a chauvistic pig anyway so have at it!
Wish that they'd swoop down in the country lane late at night when I'm driving.
Take me onboard their beautiful ship show me the weird world as I'd love to see it. |
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SubarcticBeef
Two Legged Wrecking Machine
User ID: 221410
7/22/2008 9:01 PM
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Amazing,Who knew the percentage of conspiracy theorists dying of venereal disease was so high?
And to think that rubbish stereotype that they never get laid still holds any ground,This thread has single handedly blown that out of the water. Quoting: Surcease
I started this thread as a joke. I had no idea it would last so long. Speaking of loong.......
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SubarcticBeef
Two Legged Wrecking Machine
User ID: 221410
7/22/2008 9:05 PM
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Sub Beef, why do you care? You just want to brag about your accomplishments?
None of your fucking business!
Then why are you even responding to this thread, chinballs?
Hey Asshat, I'm not responding with the names of the women I've had sex with and won't be either!
I personally think this thread is rude and disrespectful to anyone you've had sex with but you seem like the typical macho kind of guy who finds pleasure in being a chauvistic pig anyway so have at it! Quoting: Skeptical Believer
Apparently, you are a loser with the opposite sex. And a bigger loser with the same sex. My sympathies to you.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 113248
7/22/2008 9:08 PM | | Re: The First Names of People You've Had Sex With... | Quote |
Deanna
Ellen
Kim
Wanda...
Oh wait, that's my husband's list of girlfriends since we've been married...
My mistake... |
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SubarcticBeef
Two Legged Wrecking Machine
User ID: 221410
7/22/2008 9:11 PM
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Deanna
Ellen
Kim
Wanda...
Oh wait, that's my husband's list of girlfriends since we've been married...
My mistake... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 113248
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