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Toilet clog horror story.

 
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well memorable storys you can tell the granchildren
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Dont need to tell them the stories I bet I have over 5 photo albums of turds even starts in the ole black and whites all shapes and sizes when i pass away the grandkids will have lots of memory pictures of granpooh
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Ok so Canada could use a wall now
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cruise
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The kid's were making Obama dolls, Lil scamps.
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Had a call one morning it was at a mosque toilet backed up crawl under the foundation cracked the 6 inch main and sht just came blowing out all i heard was allah akbar ,god lord I cound,nt see for a week that fcken curry burnt my eyes so bad i hit a parked car on the way to another call and sht myself DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN DONT MEAN NOTHING
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This guy is a plumbing MACHINE!!,
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You bet ya best dam plumber around I call myself a TURD RELOCATOR TECKNITION

One day i did 9 sewage backups and was in a mess ,,cover in sht..,and so dam hungry i went to tim hortons and walk in there and ordered a chili the lady said ohhh sorry sir did you spill one all over yourself I said no mam IT DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN IT DONT MEAN NOTHING
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LOL this guys great. The fucking comedy I needed.

DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN DONT MEAN NOTHING.

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Had a call one morning it was at a mosque toilet backed up crawl under the foundation cracked the 6 inch main and sht just came blowing out all i heard was allah akbar ,god lord I cound,nt see for a week that fcken curry burnt my eyes so bad i hit a parked car on the way to another call and sht myself DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN DONT MEAN NOTHING
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epiclol
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Don't mean nothing man. You are my hero.
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I was a plumbing apprentice and quit the day I had to work in a basement of a 30 unit building with a clogged sewer line ......literally knee deep in turds, piss, tp pudding, tampons, kotexes, and lots of stuff I can't identify.....I almost passed out from the sewer gas.....


I still have nightmares about it....
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I am a proffesional bum wiper...there is no poo in this world that would turn me off any more than I already am...I have seen it all and now i am numb...poos..meh
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IT DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN someone has to do it i have been a plumber so long that my truck is brown.my house is brown,my dog is brown,my boat is brown.my funiture is brown .my favorite snack are brownies and i have a crush on this pretty brown girl IT DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN .DONT MEAN NOTHING and i love brown rice and brown gravy
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I was a plumbing apprentice and quit the day I had to work in a basement of a 30 unit building with a clogged sewer line ......literally knee deep in turds, piss, tp pudding, tampons, kotexes, and lots of stuff I can't identify.....I almost passed out from the sewer gas.....


I still have nightmares about it....
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tp pudding?
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I had just moved into my very 1st apt. The toilet wasn't installed fully but the landlord forgot to tell me. It was late, I'd had a few beers, tried knocking on the neighbors door/no answer. Had to shit in a doubled up plastic grocery bag.
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I was a plumbing apprentice and quit the day I had to work in a basement of a 30 unit building with a clogged sewer line ......literally knee deep in turds, piss, tp pudding, tampons, kotexes, and lots of stuff I can't identify.....I almost passed out from the sewer gas.....


I still have nightmares about it....
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tp pudding?
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TP breaks down rapidly in water.....they form a thick puddinglike mass.....stir a few squares of tp in a glass of water to see it....
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I had just moved into my very 1st apt. The toilet wasn't installed fully but the landlord forgot to tell me. It was late, I'd had a few beers, tried knocking on the neighbors door/no answer. Had to shit in a doubled up plastic grocery bag.
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Well hell, if the shower worked you could always waffle stomp that sumbitch down the drain.

T'AINT NOTHIN
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Had a call one morning it was at a mosque toilet backed up crawl under the foundation cracked the 6 inch main and sht just came blowing out all i heard was allah akbar ,god lord I cound,nt see for a week that fcken curry burnt my eyes so bad i hit a parked car on the way to another call and sht myself DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN DONT MEAN NOTHING
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You're killing me man... I'm ROFL WSB (With Stomach Busting)
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I want 2 million dollars in a brown paper bag behind the piggly wiggly or I'm giving out your user name
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O.K. Chucklhead...

That's got to be the candidate for Moran post of the day.
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I was a plumbing apprentice and quit the day I had to work in a basement of a 30 unit building with a clogged sewer line ......literally knee deep in turds, piss, tp pudding, tampons, kotexes, and lots of stuff I can't identify.....I almost passed out from the sewer gas.....


I still have nightmares about it....
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OHHH sht that would be a lotto win win win for me what a nice payday To bad it was only knee deep I would like a call like that but armpit deep.. be working over time...Remerber when i first started many many years ago sht up to the chin and on my tip toes ,,them tappons looked like white mice on the attack I can identify it all there buddy
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I was a plumbing apprentice and quit the day I had to work in a basement of a 30 unit building with a clogged sewer line ......literally knee deep in turds, piss, tp pudding, tampons, kotexes, and lots of stuff I can't identify.....I almost passed out from the sewer gas.....


I still have nightmares about it....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71554755



OHHH sht that would be a lotto win win win for me what a nice payday To bad it was only knee deep I would like a call like that but armpit deep.. be working over time...Remerber when i first started many many years ago sht up to the chin and on my tip toes ,,them tappons looked like white mice on the attack I can identify it all there buddy IT DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN ...IT DONT MEAN NOTHING
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I had just moved into my very 1st apt. The toilet wasn't installed fully but the landlord forgot to tell me. It was late, I'd had a few beers, tried knocking on the neighbors door/no answer. Had to shit in a doubled up plastic grocery bag.
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Well hell, if the shower worked you could always waffle stomp that sumbitch down the drain.

T'AINT NOTHIN
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roseanne-DTKN
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I am a semi-pro ambidextrous pooh flinger.

I'm best known for two-fisted rapid fire pooh flinging.

What I lack in target acquisition, I make up for in the withering pooh-flinging intensity.
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Pour a soda down the toilet next time. It's just as effective as liquid plumber.
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Makes one wonder how that affects a human...basically the same input output device but not porcelain.
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I am a semi-pro ambidextrous pooh flinger.

I'm best known for two-fisted rapid fire pooh flinging.

What I lack in target acquisition, I make up for in the withering pooh-flinging intensity.
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Dumbass
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Good lord, you guys are good have my username, so I just logged back in. A super sleuth, I am not.

You all have made me feel much better about the crappy day.
All the "it don't mean nothing man" has me chuckling.

I tried to spoon it out myself but started gagging. My husband sprayed cologne into a towel to wrap around his head and we threw away all items involved. It is nasty. The plumbers out there have my sincere respect.
Hq okc
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03/13/2016 01:02 AM
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The kid's were making Obama dolls, Lil scamps.
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If black is beautiful, you make a masterpiece everytime you shit! :
epiclol
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Listen to me IT DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN but l will tell you a true survival skill SECRET you ever get put in a russian galog prison in the frozen north sub 40 degrees below zero you can take a frozen turn approx 8 inch long ,,follow the fattest prisoner around till he shts... take that turn and form it by sanding it down it get an edge on it and a good point ,its a deadly weapon if stabbed with the turd if the wound dont kill ya the infection will DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN...DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN
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Pour a soda down the toilet next time. It's just as effective as liquid plumber.
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the biggest turd i ever seen once was from a old granny darn thing was approx 17 inch long and solid as a rock had to use the saw on my swiss amy knife to cut in half to get rid of it ,no wonder she was using a walker DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN
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coffeespray

Gawd, you're funny :D Thanks for the giggles!
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We have 2 bathrooms and an old house. The plumbing has always been troublesome, old clay sewage lines and tree roots don't get along.
All the lines have been replaced except for under the original bathroom. It'll cost about $1000 and we've had other home repair priorities. So the bathroom occasionally starts running slow, then clogs completely, until we get our plumber to come out and snake it from inside the house. It's a hassle, they have to bring in the big guns and take apart the toilet.

In the last couple of days the toilet has clogged. My child had several friends over while we were out, and quickly left when we arrived home.
When we went into the bathroom we discovered that someone had taken a large crap into our already clogged toilet.

I'm too ashamed to have a plumber come out and see this. My husband just went in and used a plastic ladle and bucket and fished the shit out. I added some dishsoap and warm water hoping to break it up enough to dilute it before the plumber has to come out and deal with this.

This is the most disgusting thing I've dealt with in awhile and I'm too ashamed to log in under my name, even here, but it's completely funny too. I wanted to share in case you're having a bad day.
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One day i was under a mobile trailer and broke the main sht pipe well all the turds just come busting loose all over my face and in my mouth I just had put in a new chew tobacco didnt even bother me had a hunk of sht in my mouth and just kept on working DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN DONT MEAN NOTHING
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03/13/2016 01:08 AM
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Clay pipes???

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I had just moved into my very 1st apt. The toilet wasn't installed fully but the landlord forgot to tell me. It was late, I'd had a few beers, tried knocking on the neighbors door/no answer. Had to shit in a doubled up plastic grocery bag.
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Not a very smart move there sonny you know you could of just sht down the pipe ...brace yourself properly though just like camping it all goes down you dont need water just stand up and piss down there after ..if it gets clogged ,call me ..IT DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN ,,DONT MEAN NOTHING
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03/13/2016 01:22 AM
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Holy smokes it getting late .i can smell the sht winds blowing gotta get to bed work work work tommorrow another town another turd IT DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN ,,,DONT MEAN NOTHING
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03/13/2016 01:22 AM
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FIVE FUCKING STARS

THIS THREAD MEANS EVERYTHING
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theres nothing worse than flushing your toilet and u look down and the log is slowly swirling
but aint going down,
your praying please go down please go down! nope!
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