Toilet clog horror story. | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71462291 United States 03/13/2016 12:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dont need to tell them the stories I bet I have over 5 photo albums of turds even starts in the ole black and whites all shapes and sizes when i pass away the grandkids will have lots of memory pictures of granpooh Ok so Canada could use a wall now |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 59722655 United States 03/13/2016 12:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18369222 Canada 03/13/2016 12:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Had a call one morning it was at a mosque toilet backed up crawl under the foundation cracked the 6 inch main and sht just came blowing out all i heard was allah akbar ,god lord I cound,nt see for a week that fcken curry burnt my eyes so bad i hit a parked car on the way to another call and sht myself DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN DONT MEAN NOTHING Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18369222 This guy is a plumbing MACHINE!!, You bet ya best dam plumber around I call myself a TURD RELOCATOR TECKNITION One day i did 9 sewage backups and was in a mess ,,cover in sht..,and so dam hungry i went to tim hortons and walk in there and ordered a chili the lady said ohhh sorry sir did you spill one all over yourself I said no mam IT DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN IT DONT MEAN NOTHING |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 22373790 United States 03/13/2016 12:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Had a call one morning it was at a mosque toilet backed up crawl under the foundation cracked the 6 inch main and sht just came blowing out all i heard was allah akbar ,god lord I cound,nt see for a week that fcken curry burnt my eyes so bad i hit a parked car on the way to another call and sht myself DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN DONT MEAN NOTHING Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18369222 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71554755 United States 03/13/2016 12:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was a plumbing apprentice and quit the day I had to work in a basement of a 30 unit building with a clogged sewer line ......literally knee deep in turds, piss, tp pudding, tampons, kotexes, and lots of stuff I can't identify.....I almost passed out from the sewer gas..... I still have nightmares about it.... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18369222 Canada 03/13/2016 12:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am a proffesional bum wiper...there is no poo in this world that would turn me off any more than I already am...I have seen it all and now i am numb...poos..meh Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71655313 IT DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN someone has to do it i have been a plumber so long that my truck is brown.my house is brown,my dog is brown,my boat is brown.my funiture is brown .my favorite snack are brownies and i have a crush on this pretty brown girl IT DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN .DONT MEAN NOTHING and i love brown rice and brown gravy |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33471750 United States 03/13/2016 12:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was a plumbing apprentice and quit the day I had to work in a basement of a 30 unit building with a clogged sewer line ......literally knee deep in turds, piss, tp pudding, tampons, kotexes, and lots of stuff I can't identify.....I almost passed out from the sewer gas..... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71554755 I still have nightmares about it.... tp pudding? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71554755 United States 03/13/2016 12:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was a plumbing apprentice and quit the day I had to work in a basement of a 30 unit building with a clogged sewer line ......literally knee deep in turds, piss, tp pudding, tampons, kotexes, and lots of stuff I can't identify.....I almost passed out from the sewer gas..... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71554755 I still have nightmares about it.... tp pudding? TP breaks down rapidly in water.....they form a thick puddinglike mass.....stir a few squares of tp in a glass of water to see it.... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22373790 United States 03/13/2016 12:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had just moved into my very 1st apt. The toilet wasn't installed fully but the landlord forgot to tell me. It was late, I'd had a few beers, tried knocking on the neighbors door/no answer. Had to shit in a doubled up plastic grocery bag. Quoting: FunnyStrange Well hell, if the shower worked you could always waffle stomp that sumbitch down the drain. T'AINT NOTHIN |
TenStar'd User ID: 55813176 United States 03/13/2016 12:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Had a call one morning it was at a mosque toilet backed up crawl under the foundation cracked the 6 inch main and sht just came blowing out all i heard was allah akbar ,god lord I cound,nt see for a week that fcken curry burnt my eyes so bad i hit a parked car on the way to another call and sht myself DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN DONT MEAN NOTHING Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18369222 You're killing me man... I'm ROFL WSB (With Stomach Busting) God does not test us, He strengthens us. For if we are fully in Faith, He girds the armor evermore. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4354806 United States 03/13/2016 12:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18369222 Canada 03/13/2016 12:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was a plumbing apprentice and quit the day I had to work in a basement of a 30 unit building with a clogged sewer line ......literally knee deep in turds, piss, tp pudding, tampons, kotexes, and lots of stuff I can't identify.....I almost passed out from the sewer gas..... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71554755 I still have nightmares about it.... OHHH sht that would be a lotto win win win for me what a nice payday To bad it was only knee deep I would like a call like that but armpit deep.. be working over time...Remerber when i first started many many years ago sht up to the chin and on my tip toes ,,them tappons looked like white mice on the attack I can identify it all there buddy |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18369222 Canada 03/13/2016 12:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was a plumbing apprentice and quit the day I had to work in a basement of a 30 unit building with a clogged sewer line ......literally knee deep in turds, piss, tp pudding, tampons, kotexes, and lots of stuff I can't identify.....I almost passed out from the sewer gas..... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71554755 I still have nightmares about it.... OHHH sht that would be a lotto win win win for me what a nice payday To bad it was only knee deep I would like a call like that but armpit deep.. be working over time...Remerber when i first started many many years ago sht up to the chin and on my tip toes ,,them tappons looked like white mice on the attack I can identify it all there buddy IT DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN ...IT DONT MEAN NOTHING |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71613698 United States 03/13/2016 12:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had just moved into my very 1st apt. The toilet wasn't installed fully but the landlord forgot to tell me. It was late, I'd had a few beers, tried knocking on the neighbors door/no answer. Had to shit in a doubled up plastic grocery bag. Quoting: FunnyStrange Well hell, if the shower worked you could always waffle stomp that sumbitch down the drain. T'AINT NOTHIN |
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Hq okc (OP) User ID: 71291452 United States 03/13/2016 12:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Good lord, you guys are good have my username, so I just logged back in. A super sleuth, I am not. You all have made me feel much better about the crappy day. All the "it don't mean nothing man" has me chuckling. I tried to spoon it out myself but started gagging. My husband sprayed cologne into a towel to wrap around his head and we threw away all items involved. It is nasty. The plumbers out there have my sincere respect. Hq okc |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18369222 Canada 03/13/2016 01:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If black is beautiful, you make a masterpiece everytime you shit! : Listen to me IT DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN but l will tell you a true survival skill SECRET you ever get put in a russian galog prison in the frozen north sub 40 degrees below zero you can take a frozen turn approx 8 inch long ,,follow the fattest prisoner around till he shts... take that turn and form it by sanding it down it get an edge on it and a good point ,its a deadly weapon if stabbed with the turd if the wound dont kill ya the infection will DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN...DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN |
Éireann User ID: 47148959 Ireland 03/13/2016 01:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pour a soda down the toilet next time. It's just as effective as liquid plumber. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70523485 [/ quote the biggest turd i ever seen once was from a old granny darn thing was approx 17 inch long and solid as a rock had to use the saw on my swiss amy knife to cut in half to get rid of it ,no wonder she was using a walker DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN Gawd, you're funny :D Thanks for the giggles! Eireann~ I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me. - Galatians 2:20 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 61906181 United States 03/13/2016 01:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We have 2 bathrooms and an old house. The plumbing has always been troublesome, old clay sewage lines and tree roots don't get along. Quoting: OMG...my kid! 71291452 All the lines have been replaced except for under the original bathroom. It'll cost about $1000 and we've had other home repair priorities. So the bathroom occasionally starts running slow, then clogs completely, until we get our plumber to come out and snake it from inside the house. It's a hassle, they have to bring in the big guns and take apart the toilet. In the last couple of days the toilet has clogged. My child had several friends over while we were out, and quickly left when we arrived home. When we went into the bathroom we discovered that someone had taken a large crap into our already clogged toilet. I'm too ashamed to have a plumber come out and see this. My husband just went in and used a plastic ladle and bucket and fished the shit out. I added some dishsoap and warm water hoping to break it up enough to dilute it before the plumber has to come out and deal with this. This is the most disgusting thing I've dealt with in awhile and I'm too ashamed to log in under my name, even here, but it's completely funny too. I wanted to share in case you're having a bad day. One day i was under a mobile trailer and broke the main sht pipe well all the turds just come busting loose all over my face and in my mouth I just had put in a new chew tobacco didnt even bother me had a hunk of sht in my mouth and just kept on working DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN DONT MEAN NOTHING |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 18369222 Canada 03/13/2016 01:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had just moved into my very 1st apt. The toilet wasn't installed fully but the landlord forgot to tell me. It was late, I'd had a few beers, tried knocking on the neighbors door/no answer. Had to shit in a doubled up plastic grocery bag. Quoting: FunnyStrange Not a very smart move there sonny you know you could of just sht down the pipe ...brace yourself properly though just like camping it all goes down you dont need water just stand up and piss down there after ..if it gets clogged ,call me ..IT DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN ,,DONT MEAN NOTHING |
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