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Get ready for the Rapture....NOW

 
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Hmmmm....third thread I killed today.

Three's a charm!

I guess now is the time that we dance!

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I don't understand why the mods allow so much of this religious spam on this site.
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Believe it or not, a lot of people consider religion to be the first and ultimate conspiracy.

Religion is probably the most prevalently discussed topic spanning the ages and continues to be so. No other topic has resulted in rifts in society resulting in war or otherwise drawn people together more than that of religion.

By that right, its place here is assured.

In that context, it is easy to see why religion is discussed here. It is the very embodiment of what this site is about aside from and tied too the other topics.
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9teen Please stop posting the list of previous Rapture threads that have been on GLP. I've already deleted it about 8 times and I'm getting fed up with it. Go start your own thread if you don't like it, but stop spamming this one.

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:9teen: Please stop posting the list of previous Rapture threads that have been on GLP. I've already deleted it about 8 times and I'm getting fed up with it. Go start your own thread if you don't like it, but stop spamming this one.
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LOL.iamwith

It does add a huge wall of text.

At the very least, they could create another thread and then use a link to it to spam other threads with instead of the wall they currently do.

So I am with you and I agree on that even if I don't on the Rapture Theory.

Spamming is annoying no matter who is doing it or the reason it is done.
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Spamming is annoying no matter who is doing it or the reason it is done.
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Apr Actually this guy was very good at it. He used to spam the hell out of some of my threads, but he never said anything that was really annoying, so he mostly got away with it.
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Spamming is annoying no matter who is doing it or the reason it is done.
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:Apr: Actually this guy was very good at it. He used to spam the hell out of some of my threads, but he never said anything that was really annoying, so he mostly got away with it.
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lmao

Yeah. Who can forget Russ.

I think it was his goal to post in EVERY thread on here.
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Spamming is annoying no matter who is doing it or the reason it is done.
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:Apr: Actually this guy was very good at it. He used to spam the hell out of some of my threads, but he never said anything that was really annoying, so he mostly got away with it.
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Judethz, have you ever been to raptureintheairnow.com? Its a good forum for like minded people that believe in the pre-trib rapture and is an excellent resource with some very knowledgeable people. You should visit it sometime! Posting here is like trying to have a conversation with the blind and deaf.
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if you all believe the rapture is coming soon then why don't you give everything you have away? Don't you people have faith in the lord? You wouldn't have no use for money in heaven. So what are you waiting for?
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:cowgal: You can scrabble for it after we've gone. Although a fat lot of good it will do you.
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then you don't really believe, it's that doubt making you hold on.
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if you all believe the rapture is coming soon then why don't you give everything you have away? Don't you people have faith in the lord? You wouldn't have no use for money in heaven. So what are you waiting for?
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:cowgal: You can scrabble for it after we've gone. Although a fat lot of good it will do you.
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then you don't really believe, it's that doubt making you hold on.
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It doesn't mean that at all, we don't know exactly when the rapture will be, only that it will be soon.
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:9teen: Please stop posting the list of previous Rapture threads that have been on GLP. I've already deleted it about 8 times and I'm getting fed up with it. Go start your own thread if you don't like it, but stop spamming this one.
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I think the poster in question was spamming a lot of failed rapture dates that people made threads for on GLP. He was attempting to create a straw man argument by associating date-setters with the premillinneal Pre-Tribulation rapture theory, and then attempting to discredit the Pre-Trib position by referencing all the date-setters' failed dates.

But what he failed to mention is that date-setting for a Pre-Trib rapture is not biblical. The bible says clearly that we will not know the day or the hour of our Lord's return. So date-setters disqualify themselves as being biblical Pre-Trib proponents. But perhaps since he doesn't see the biblical basis for the Pre-Trib position, why would he bother to distinguish the erroneous date-setters from the biblical Pre-Tribbers? Instead, he just lumps them all in together, thus creating more error for himself.
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if you all believe the rapture is coming soon then why don't you give everything you have away? Don't you people have faith in the lord? You wouldn't have no use for money in heaven. So what are you waiting for?
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:cowgal: You can scrabble for it after we've gone. Although a fat lot of good it will do you.
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then you don't really believe, it's that doubt making you hold on.
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The assumption that Pre-Tribbers think nothing bad will ever happen to them is a false assumption. There are plenty of tribulations that can yet come for the world and for Christians in it before the Pre-Trib rapture comes. We have already had 2 live world wars, and there's nothing to say we cannot have another before the rapture comes.

Yet this remains a pervasive if erroneous false accusation.

So it's best that we all be prepared for the worst, and that will in no way impact our Blessed Hope.

Maranatha!
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The assumption that Pre-Tribbers think nothing bad will ever happen to them is a false assumption. There are plenty of tribulations that can yet come for the world and for Christians in it before the Pre-Trib rapture comes. We have already had 2 live world wars, and there's nothing to say we cannot have another before the rapture comes.

Yet this remains a pervasive if erroneous false accusation.

So it's best that we all be prepared for the worst, and that will in no way impact our Blessed Hope.

Maranatha!
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blinkerrose That was very well put.

And as I also keep saying non of us can be sure that we will still be drawing breath at this time tomorrow. So what happens to those who have put off getting right with the Lord?
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The assumption that Pre-Tribbers think nothing bad will ever happen to them is a false assumption. There are plenty of tribulations that can yet come for the world and for Christians in it before the Pre-Trib rapture comes. We have already had 2 live world wars, and there's nothing to say we cannot have another before the rapture comes.

Yet this remains a pervasive if erroneous false accusation.

So it's best that we all be prepared for the worst, and that will in no way impact our Blessed Hope.

Maranatha!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30146349


:blinker:rose That was very well put.

And as I also keep saying non of us can be sure that we will still be drawing breath at this time tomorrow. So what happens to those who have put off getting right with the Lord?
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Yes, that's the most important thing: Getting right with our Savior. If we delay too long, or even fail there, nothing else will matter. No one is promised a tomorrow. The time for salvation is now.

Peace


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Maranatha!
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I'm busy, can I do it later?
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:9teen: It's your soul, if you want to play stupid games and risk damnation then I cant stop you.
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Wow, that escalated quickly.
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Eternity is far too long to be wrong.
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judethz, u appeared in my dream last night, u were leaning up against a wall, right by the exit as i was departing !!! lol
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I'm busy, can I do it later?
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:9teen: It's your soul, if you want to play stupid games and risk damnation then I cant stop you.
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There is no rapture. Damnation does not exist except thru the laws of attraction you cannot rise above your frequency.

There is for those devoid of God however the 2nd death which is uncreation. You are no more.



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Oh look.....it's candace with all her lies from the pit of hell again.
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This is an alert. No joke.

Israel calling.


All jews return to israel immediately.

I repeat, all jews, return to israel immediately.


Do NOT delay, again time is short. The messiah IS here.
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Im so weepy today so , ready blwkss
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Selfish one would be to leave their brothers and sisters in need of saving.

Arrogant one would be to think them self as chosen over another.

If there were a rapture, I myself would chose to stay.
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Rapture for idiots.


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there is no rapture. Only evacuation. rapture was made up story by a fellow named well I forget his name from about 1850 that started the rapture stuff. It is not truth.
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LIAR
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This is an alert. No joke.

Israel calling.


All jews return to israel immediately.

I repeat, all jews, return to israel immediately.


Do NOT delay, again time is short. The messiah IS here.
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FujiHebrewcoin The time is not quite yet, but we will know when it is.

Isa 5:26 And he will lift up an ensign to the nations from far, and will hiss unto them from the end of the earth: and, behold, they shall come with speed swiftly:
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Rapture for idiots.


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beebee, alex's eighth in charge behind his retarded nephew! lol
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the name on birth certificate wasn't even dry before 'tell me lies' kicked aka to the curb! lol
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the name on birth certificate wasn't even dry before 'tell me lies' kicked aka to the curb! lol
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aka didn't find that suspicious at all! lol
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beebee, alex's eighth in charge behind his retarded nephew! lol
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lazyskate You can laugh all you want to, but it wont be funny when you are left behind. Which will be your sad fate if you don't wake up while you are still blessed with a little time.

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I remember when this thread popped up as we were playing with the frequency of GLP fryday and saturnday.

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I remember when this thread popped up as we were playing with the frequency of GLP fryday and saturnday.

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My exact stream of thought was...I guess that one way to manipulate what we were putting out there.

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